Saturday, March 20, 2010

Hilarious Blog

It's no secret that I love reading blogs. I don't watch TV to kill time, I read blogs. Its weird, but I love it. Today is a snowy and frigid day and I have no intentions of leaving my house so I decided to explore new blogs and much to my delight, I found one that is absolutely hilarious! It's entitled "Stuff Christians Like" (SCL) by Jonathon Acuff. It is a blog that laughs at, and addresses the bizarre and funny things about the Christian subculture, because if were all really honest here, we'd admit that we "Christians" have an unusual subculture and I'm so delighted someone is actually talking about it. (Admit it, we're weird, its ok, and even somewhat funny…so lets just take this with a grain of salt and laugh at ourselves a bit) Here is one post entitled "Understanding How Metrosexual Your Worship Leader Is…a handy guide." Here is a small excerpt:

1. Has a faux hawk hair style = +1

2. Has more product in his hair than your wife = +1

3. Has Rob Bell, black rimmed glasses = +1

4. They are not prescription, but just for effect = +2

5. Attends the Catalyst Conference = +3

6. Performs at the Catalyst Conference = +10

7. Owns Puma, Vans or Diesel sneakers = +2 per each pair

8. Wears jeans on stage = +1

9. Wears designer jeans on stage = +2

10. Wears Wrangler or Rustler jeans on stage = -3

11. Has a goatee = +2

12. Wears one of those Castro revolution looking hats = +2

13. Drinks coffee on stage = +1

14. Drinks some kind of coffee you did not know existed = +2

15. Brings a French Press on stage and makes his own coffee during service = +5

16. Has a handlebar mustache = -3

17. Good at Frisbee but hates getting all "sweaty" = +1

18. Has a haircut that covers one of his eyes while singing = +1

19. Owns a white belt = +2

20. Owns suspenders = -3

21. Wears a scarf with a t-shirt = +1

22. Wears a winter knit hat even in the summer = +2

Ok, so if you're not laughing yet, you should be, or you need more coffee! To see the entire 50 points…click here…and enjoy!

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